Satisfyer vs Womanizer – the ‘DivaFoof’s Battle of the Clit Suckers’

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Satisfyer vs Womanizer – the ‘DivaFoof’s Battle of the Clit Suckers’

Satisfyer Next Gen, Last Gen and What about the Womanizer?

This comparison piece is dedicated to the amazing clit sucking toys that have been provided by Satisfyer. I also thank Latex Leather for purchasing a Womanizer off Subs-missives and for NaughtyNerd for providing me with a Womanizer2Go in order to be able to do a thorough comparison. I’ve seen so many reviews of the Satisfyer range that it feels little flooded to be repeating the same thing over and over again, and as such, I decided to go full hog on comparing original and next gen version plus a cheeky swing at whether I preferred Satisfyer to Womanizer or not?

“A line of air pulsing toys, that somehow (perhaps, magic?) wind up producing a suction-type sensation on the genitals. Which culminates in some quick and ultra-intense orgasms. Ones that can border on painful overstimulation. Depending on which toy, and what setting, you are using”[1]

Clit sucking goodness

I have long been a fan of Satisfyer, they started my first experience of a clitoral suction toy and it’s been my go to for a quickie ever since I received my first Satisfyer1 (Original) which due to the battery element I ended up immediately upgrading to the Satisfyer Pro 2 (Original).  I did a lot of intense research on which was the best one to upgrade to. You can see my Satisfyer1 (Original) review here.

So without further ado, there are a lot of toys compared in this article, so bear this in mind are:

  • Satisfyer Pro 2 (Original)
  • Satisfyer Pro 2 (Next Gen)
  • Satisfyer Penguin (Next Gen)
  • Womanizer2Go
  • Womanizer 100 (Original)

My first upgrade after my Satisfyer1 was to go after a USB chargeable, and the best reported one was indeed the original Satisfyer Pro 2, despite Satisfyer having brought out the new Satisfyer 2, the pro remained top of the list. When I purchased this toy, I chucked away the box as I was in love.  It was my most favourite toy ever.  How could I possible find a clit sucking toy that would be better than this.  I had done my research and see several people review this as the best toy out of the options available and since it was the original – it really must have been hard to compete.

The Satisfyer Pro 2 Original was a rose gold coloured toy with 1 button, hold and press to start, and then click through the motions in a one direction.  My orgasms would happen anywhere between 4 and 7 and anything above that would be used for more intense force orgasmed sessions. I didn’t think too much of the noise to be honest but what did annoy me was that you couldn’t go up and down, you had to cycle around and that could interrupt a session immensely if you clicked one too far.

Since this is a comparison exercise, I won’t be going into my normal measurements and specifics, but what I can do is refer you to some of my favourite indepth reviews of each product if you want to know more about a specific toy however, it should be noted that not everyone got on with these toys and that’s A-OKAY! Just because I’m singing from the hills about Satisfyer, doesn’t mean that it will always work for you.  My friend @CoffeeandKink wrote about her experience with the Original here.

Satisfyer-Next-Gen-Penguin-and-Pro-2

Satisfyer-Next-Gen-Penguin-and-Pro-2

Satisfyer Pro 2 (Next Gen)

Satisfyer Next Gen in Box

Satisfyer Next Gen in Box

I was sceptical when I received the Next Gen version of the Satisfyer Pro 2 because I couldn’t decide how they were going to be able to top such an amazing toy. The packaging came with this idea that it was quieter, had buttons for +/- and the light was dimmer and less in your face. To me everything else was the same except one glaringly obvious was that they for a some reason changed the head size and I still cannot fathom why.. other than to confuse the heck out of everybody. An example of this is that LoveHoney are selling replacement heads and I keep getting asked if they are for the original or next gen as it’s not clear?

But on having a conversation with Love Honey’s rep, Anne Marie. It was cleared up:

Jo: Hi Anne Marie

Annemarie: hi! how can I help?

Jo: I’ve been in contact with Satisfyer directly and they have said: “the heads of Satisfyer Pro 2 and Satisfyer Pro 2 next generation are different and won´t fit on both models.” Can you please advise which replacement heads these are for: <Link>

Annemarie: no problem, one moment..

Jo: ok

Annemarie: yes these ones will fit the next generation model

Jo: Ok thank you – can you please ask for the product description to be updated as I’m a blogger and been asked a few times whether I know.

Annemarie: yes sure 🙂 Is there anything else I can help you with today?

Jo: No thank you. Bye

This conversation occurred on the 28th October but LoveHoney as of today (10th November) have yet to change their product description.

Here you can see the difference between the two heads and that you cannot put Original Heads on Next Gen and vice versa.

Satisfyer Heads for Pro2

It doesn’t appear to be anywhere that you can buy the replacement heads for the original other than directly from Satisfyer themselves. In between contacting LoveHoney, I was in contact with the lovely Sally from Satisfyer and she sent me a pack of replacement heads for the original – thank you very much.   Stockists all over the world are dwindling the older version in favour of the new set of toys and I can see why.  I started to go a little crazy testing the differences between Original and Next Gen but the differences are there.  You can see below a video of me comparing the sound differences between the two.  For me the original was cast aside into the box of doom (Swapsies box) and Next Gen took over. If you want to learn more about the Next Gen Satisfyer Pro 2; CoffeeAndKink found that the improvements in the next generation were of great value and I have to agree. The +/- requirement especially for sensitive clits was a much-needed improvement. Find her words here.

Sound comparison between Satisfier Pro 2’s

Another thing to note about the Satisfyers is that the clean up is really easily done and you can use multiple types of product to clean it properly.

You can buy the Satisfyer Pro (Next Gen) from Latex Leather and Lace for £49.99 here.

Satisfyer Penguin (Next Gen)

I have been fucked by penguin and he wore a bow tie – are you high? I hear you ask. No, no I am not.  I was never tempted by the original penguin mainly because I’m not a massive fan of the colour pink and nothing sung out to me about it that made me want to buy it ….and as such have lever laid my hands on it HOWEVER, Satisfyer got in touch and offered me to review the penguin and I was like mehhh, okay then.  But when Pingu (lovingly named) arrived through the door I loved him. He can suck my clit any day of the week. Pingu is more like an actual penguin than his previous version.

My favourite thing about the Satisfyer Penguin is that it’s small, compact, cute and does the job better than well and is great for travelling with.  Since I don’t have an original to compare; I found a great comparison piece between Original and Next Gen here.

I didn’t particularly like the fact that you cannot change the heads on the Penguin so if you’ve got a bigger or smaller clit; it’s kinda tough luck but in any case, I don’t think you’d be disappointed if you invest in a penguin – it’s just so damn cute and on of my favourite bloggers; GOTN agreed too.

An in depth review of the Satifyer Next Gen Penguin can be found here on my friend Candy Snatch’s Site. You can also find one of the Original Penguin here too.

You can buy the Satisfyer Penguin (Next Gen) from Latex Leather and Lace for £54.99 here.

Womanizer2Go

Womanizer2Go

Womanizer2Go

I was so excited about getting the infamous lipstick shaped clit sucker but to be honest, for me it was a bit of a let down.  Some people rave about it but it was rather a flop in my books; the reasons for my disappointment are:

  • It’s only got 6 settings and they are pretty powerful but there is no gentle warm up. This in turn can feel like your orgasms are being ripped from you before you are ready. It’s great that it made me orgasm, but tbh, did I enjoy it? Not really.
  • The lid doesn’t stay on – it keeps falling off in storage? Unless the item is stored upright, then the clip on the lid just doesn’t keep it on.
  • The lid doesn’t stop it from working and so it is not travel proof. The button on the bottom can easily be pressed to turn it on, but as it’s on the bottom, it’s easy to be turned on whilst in transit which makes the whole ‘2Go’ part of the Womanizer quite strange.
  • It’s huge and would be better off posing as a perfume than a lipstick. I love the look of it, it’s cute, and it’s not that big but don’t be fooled by the Lip Stick size. It’s much bigger than a lipstick.
  • It’s noisy as hell – See the video here of the Satisfyer Next Gen Penguin vs The Womanizer2Go to compare the size.
  • It comes in at £129.99 – and I genuinely cannot justify the price. Unless stockists are global brands, it’s difficult to come across these in the UK hence why I feel the price is as high as it is.

It does have some good parts about it that it has the ability to change the

  • As Hey Epiphora called it ‘not potatoe shaped’
  • Cute idea and good for hiding amongst other items if you have nosey explorers in your house.
  • Self Storage inside the cap for both extra heads and cover up any lint getting stuck to the silicone.
  • It’s Waterproof. You can use it in the bath and it changes the pressure.

CandySnatch loves the Womanizer2Go more so than me and has a review of the Womanizer2Go here.

Womanizer 100 (Original)

Much like the Womanizer2Go, the Womanizer 100 (Original) has again only 6 settings. It must be their thing.  I can literally orgasm on the first setting which I find a very strange experience. By the sixth setting, you’ll hear me howling out at the moon. I’m a massive fan but have to say the noise it makes is bloody strange.

Womanizer 100 strange noise

The Womanizer 100 has a very classic look to it, all black and a red jewel but bizarrely one of my favourite things is that it comes in a zipped up hard box which makes it great for travel as nothing can be touch accidentally!  In fact, I’d rather take this one travelling with me over the Womanizer2Go!  This is one thing that Womanizer does better than Satisfyer.  The storage of these is much better. The Satisfyers only come in cardboard boxes which you throw away instantly.  I think it would be something worthwhile if Satisfyer considered this kind of case or at least a storage of some kind.

Womanizer 100 Black Case

Womanizer 100 Black Case

Since was @Sum1Sub who gave me Womanizer to try out at a knocked down price; I thought I’d put in his review here of the W100. It appears his good lady loves the toy so I’m quite surprised I now own it instead but I also liked @Scanderella’s review of the W100 (different colour same device) which you can find here.

So all in all; who wins “DivaFoof’s Battle of the Clit Suckers”?

Womanizer 100 and Satisfyer Pro (Original)??

Satisfyer hands down. 

Satisfyer Penguin and Womanizer2Go?

Satisfyer Penguin

Overall who wins out of all the toys listed above?

Satisfyer’s Next Gen Pro 2

Congratulations to Satisfyer, better luck next time Womanizer.

You can find the full range of Satisfyer toys available at Latex Leather and Lace here.  LLL do not stock Womanizer but this has no way affected my view on any of the products within this comparison piece.

Scores on the doors:

Satisfyer Pro 2 (Original)

 

Satisfyer Pro 2 (Next Gen)

 

Satisfyer Penguin (Next Gen)

Womanizer2Go

 

Womanizer 100 (Original)

 

[1] http://backwoodsbedroom.com/2017/11/comparison-review-satisfyer-pro-penguin-next-generation-vs-pro-penguin/  Accessed 11/11/17

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